Murphy's (and other's) Laws

Law Nº 1 =  Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Law Nº 2 =  Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law Nº 3 =  Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law Nº 4 =  Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Law Nº 5 =  Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Law Nº 6 =  Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law Nº 7 =  Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law Nº 8 =  Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law Nº 9 =  Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law Nº 10 =  Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law Nº 11 =  Law of the Theater - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law Nº 12 =  The Starbucks Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Law Nº 13 =  Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law Nº 14 =  Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law Nº 15 =  Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Law Nº 16 =  Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

Law Nº 17 = Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Law Nº 18 =  Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Law Nº 19 =  Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

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