A Guy Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... “Will you marry me?”

The Princess said “NO!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after; and rode motorcycles;
and went fishing and hunting; and played golf;
and dated women half his age; and drank beer and scotch;
and drank milk right from the container; and he never
again asked for directions when traveling;
and had tons of money in the bank; and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

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Translation/Tradução: Heinz Claudius (when applicable)

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An Old man's poem

Little Poem, so true it hurts!

Another year has passed

And we're all a little older.
Last summer felt hotter
And winter seems much colder.

There was a time not long ago
When life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understand
About 'Living in the Past'

We used to go to weddings,
Football games and lunches..
Now we go to funeral homes
And after-funeral brunches.

We used to have hangovers,
From parties that were gay.
Now we suffer body aches
And wile the night away.

We used to go out dining,
And couldn't get our fill.
Now we ask for doggie bags,
Come home and take a pill.

We used to often travel
To places near and far.
Now we get sore asses
From riding in the car.

We used to go to nightclubs
And drink a little booze.
Now we stay home at night
And watch the evening news.

That, my friend is how life is,
And now my tale is told.
So, enjoy each day and live it up...
Before you're too damned old!

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Translation/Tradução: Heinz Claudius (when applicable)

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