A Polite Way to Call Someone a Bastard

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole  when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him The first said that he usually played alone,  but agreed to the  twosome.

They were even after the first few holes.  The  second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about  playing for five bucks a hole?" The first guy said that  he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the  terms.

The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with  ease.

As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy  was busy counting his $80.00.  He confessed that he  was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on  suckers. The first fellow revealed that he was the  Parish  Priest.

The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return  the money. The Priest said, "You won fair and square and  I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your  winnings."

The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up  to  you?" The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday  and make a donation. And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry  them.  

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Translation/Tradução: Heinz Claudius (when applicable)

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