Updated Home Security

Now that I'm on a fixed income, I've disconnected my home alarm system and
de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner,
and the black flag of ISIS in the centre.

The local police, Federal Cops, ASIO, Anti Terror Swat Team, and other
agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

I've never felt safer, and I am saving $49.50 a month!
Go Seniors!

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Translation/Tradução: Heinz Claudius (when applicable)

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